Y'all Might Not Want to Read This To The Kids

Seems that quite a few of us ladies who happen to blog have been visited by an ANON poster, spreading his umm... *wisdom*.. yeah- that's it- *wisdom* and exercising his right to free speech by proclaiming loudly (but not too proudly- he IS posting ANON after all,) that he despises American Women.

OK. That's fine. He can do that. It IS still a free country, right? Right.

Now, the FIRST time he spammed here, I opened my mail early early in the morning after a long night. Through barely open eyes, still blurred from not enough rest and clogged with nightly spiderwebs, I had to read his comment about five times for it to make any sense. I got up from my computer, retrieved a second (or was it my third?) Bucket O' Joe. While up, I stretched, rubbed my eyes, washed my face, fed the Locust Brothers, batted the DAT back and then wandered over to my patiently waiting computer to see if this was a figment of my imagination.

Turns out it wasn't.

So I laughed.

A lot.

Long, and HARD. (HA~ Bet THAT is something Mr ANON can't say... holycrapdidIjusttypethat?? Whups...)


ANYWAYS.


I let it go, other than to pass it along to a couple of friends, who also thought it was amusing.


Well, not two days later Mr ANON decides to post on NOTE TO SELF. Once again the humor was found in his proclamations against we ladies of American descent. I began to have even bigger doubts about his intelligence and sanity. Those doubts were soundly confirmed the next day, when I awoke once again to his same comment appearing on TheGunDiva's (formerly known as GirlsWithGuns.)


Seriously. The man (assuming he IS a male of our species that is,) actually spewed his irrational thought process on ... of ALL things.. a blog about WOMEN and FIREARMS. Women who SHOOT, and shoot WELL. (Well as in we can usually shoot the balls off a flea at considerable distance.)

Now there were several other thoughts that ran through my head at this development.

1) Dude is disgusted with American WOMEN? Well then maybe he needs an American MAN! Right? I understand that there are men out in the homosexual community who have a rather astonishing skill set. Maybe Mr ANON needs to take a walk on the wild side and see how it fits. (*coughcough*)


2) Wait. He is bashing AMERICANS. Well now-- that is a fine line being walked there, as when you bash my country son, you're walking on the fighting side of me.


3) Then I began to think about his comment in earnest. According to Mr ANON, (who lacks the balls to SIGN his posts,) we ladies of AMERICAN descent are lazy, slovenly, unfaithful, unwilling to reproduce, greedy, immature, prone to fits of psychotic episodes, lack the knowledge to properly cook and keep a tidy home AND we are arrogant and self centered. Oh- and we are FAT too.

Huh.

What do ya know 'bout that, Skippy. That boy, I fear, is a very sad, strange little man. There are moments when I almost feel pity for him.

Almost.

Cause, you know, sympathy can be found in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

Reading the comment once again, it dawned on me-- he could very well be talking about either sex in today's age. Ladies, how many of us see those metro-sexual fellers prancing around, with their mani and pedi's, hair oh-so- perfect, and a little swish to their walk, and think, "Well damn. Give him a set of boobs and he'd make a GREAT woman!" (Now I'm NOT picking on you metro-sexual fellers out there. Just sayin...)

I don't know about all y'all, but comments like Mr ANON make me grateful. Thankful. Incredibly HAPPY.

Because I have married a REAL Man. Who has MUSCLES. A jack of all trades, master of a few Man. A "Man's Man".

Mr ANON, can you do even a quarter of the things MY Man can? Can you fix a truck? Haul hay? Fix fence? Shoot the eye out of a newt at 100 yards? Make small children laugh? Fix a gourmet meal? Take the time to help an aging and ill parent each and EVERY day? Can you Mr ANON, be bothered to get out of your own way to provide care and comfort to those who need it most around you?

Mr ANON, there are a lot of "women" out there who are total complete assholes. You won't get an argument from me there. But son, there are JUST as many "men" who are worse than we are. Son, let an old lady give you a tad of advice.

Get your head out of your ass, learn to be a strong independent well rounded person who actually has a lot to offer, and I bet you that The Right Woman of American Descent would find you. But at the rate you are going now son, you are going to have to mail order in a woman who does not speak English, and who does not know how to shoot. For all our HUMAN faults son, American Women are not known for tolerating bullshit like yours.

Good luck to you boy. May you grow a set and dig your head out of your ass before suffocation takes place.