Hi. I'm Lutin. Newest addition to what I'm told is
The Asylum.

At first, I wondered what the heck THAT was all about,
But it soon became apparent-
If the shoe fits and all...
(Just sayin'... It's crazy around here.)

I've got some weird new roomies.
Still have yet to figure out what the deal is with the dog.
She tries really hard to pretend I'm NOT there, sniffing her.
Ever see 75# of dog freeze and pray that a horse can't see her?
Funny. As. All. Get. Out.

And this thing. My new Mom says that is the
DAT.

What the hell is a DAT?
Looks and acts like a dingbat cat to me.
I mean, come on- how many cats are going to tag along after a person
like a dog would?
And how many cats try to attack gently swishing horse tails?
Puh-leeze.
The DAT is a DINGBAT.
She is kinda cute though...

The best part of The Asylum?
I have my Very Own Kids now.
Two of them!
I love to hug the littlest one. He smells wonderful.
I don't know what he eats all the time,
but whatever it is makes him yummy to me!

This kid is pretty cool too.
He spends a lot of time brushing me,
combing out my mane and tail,
talking with me,
and just making me feel like a Very Special Pony.
All that extra love makes me a Very Happy Pony.


Life seems to be pretty interesting around here, and I am looking forward to getting to know everyone. As long as Mom and Dad keep the carrot supply well filled, we should get along famously.
And as long as they keep the kids brushing, scratching, rubbing and cooing to me.. well, the carrots might be secondary.

Now if you'll excuse me, I hear some more green grass calling my name. And I'm pretty sure one of the kids promised me some more brushing too.
Have a wonderful day y'all, and remember:
Love YOUR Pony!
Lutin